Lost in Translation

My little poem:
I wish
I wish
I had a Babel Fish!

For those of you that don't know what the babel fish is, look it up. Some of the little typos we've noticed around here on a daily basis...."countory club," "dlaft beer," and "fravors." My parents spotted an individual wearing a really nice leather coat that had print on the back saying "from the planet of dope shit." Now, I don't know if this was a translation issue or not, but I have to laugh. The one I saw that killed me was a place that serves "sand witches" they had that printed on a large sign in front of their restaurant. Then the illustrations on signs and stuff is funny to. These 2 signs are in the elevator and one warns about putting your hand in the door, which I did the other day trying to catch the door cuz dad was in with a bunch of stuff from costco. Unfortunately he hit the close door instead of open door button, I was not happy and neither was my arm. The other one warns about your dog getting in the elevator and the door shutting. It says not to hold onto the leash since it'll strangle the dog, but the picture is funny.